Jesus loves you...

Jesus loves you, but I think your an asshole!

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If you can read this...

If you can read this... Your parents will be home in two minutes.

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Mopeds are like fat women...

Mopeds are like fat women. Fun to ride but you don`t want to be seen with em!

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Don`t blame me...

Don`t blame me! I didn`t vote!

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Horn does not work..

HORN DOES NOT WORK- WATCH FOR FINGER!

Consciousness...

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
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Tastes like chicken keep...

Tastes like chicken keep on licking. Tastes like trout get the fuck out!

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When there`s a will...

When there`s a will, I want to be in it!

 

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I took an IQ test ...

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

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My Kid Beat Up...

My Kid Beat Up Your Honor Student!