JESUS SAVES, he passes...

JESUS SAVES, he passes to Noah who shoots and SCORES!
http://www.funny2.com/bumper.htm

It`s not just for ...

BEER: It`s not just for breakfast anymore

http://www.jokes-db.com/jokes/bumper-stickers-jokes

It`s the second best thing ...

Smile. It`s the second best thing you can do with your lips.

http://www.jokes-db.com/jokes/bumper-stickers-jokes

Your kid may be an honor student...

Your kid may be an honor student, but you`re still an IDIOT!

http://www.jokes-db.com/jokes/bumper-stickers-jokes

Sometimes I wake up grumpy...

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.